The Onion Predicts the Future

Gillette finally listened to the exec screaming, “I don’t care if they have to cram the fifth blade in perpendicular to the other four, just do it!” Perhaps all of you are going to run out and buy the new Gillette Fusion now. After all, “shaving with anything less than five blades is like scraping your beard off with a dull hatchet.”

Google is eerily prescient about the future

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