Should we apply the successful principals of Welfare reform to the current situation in Iraq?

Does it not seem strange that a man could be elected to a position for life at 51 when the average age is pushing 80 and above? 30 years is a long time for an appointed decision.

I would be willing to wager that our Founding Fathers doubted the country would even last 30 years. Having something like a reconfirmation hearing every 10 years, or an up-down vote in the house strikes me as something necessary.

I cannot imagine what person would be psychotic enough to allow a doctor to kill you, perform an operation and resurrect you three hours later. Your blood is drained and replaced with a freezing saline solution that stops your heart and brain while they operate. Later they put the blood back in and shock you back to life.

I guess that is one way to determine the existence of an afterlife.

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A girl drowned in a commercial washing machine. The press prints the defecting machine angel, but I am sure there are details we are missing. Why was she in there? That is not normal behavior. Was the kid behind funny and hid there while her mom was outside? Why didn’t the brother say where she was? Was he mad and shoved her in there? Was the mom punishing the kid for hiding and being annoying by showing her what being stuck in a washing machine felt like?

There is no doubt that a calamity like that happens because of a cascade of bad choices. How sad.

What do you get when you give a robot a retired porn star girl friend, indie and metal heads, a robot with a grudge against humanity and a toaster with feelings? Diesel Sweeties.

One previous head of Buick went off to sell hardware, another left to sell cheesecake. Perhaps they should hire them back, make Eric Cartman the spokesman and start selling Buick’s with free cheesecake beefcake.

Rinkatude

Apparently this Mercedes is designed after a boxfish.

GET BACK TO WORK!!

Ken gave me the link to a great site that modifies Penny Arcade comics. An English teacher in Japan took strips from Penny Arcade and gave them to his students with the words erased. They filled them in with whatever suited their fancy–generally hilariously. Oh dear lord.

Kudos to whoever correctly translates this comic into natural English, maintaining the authors emotional intent.