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Transvestite shaving-gel.

Chopstick Usage Tips

Safeway’s deviant product expansion.

Miscommunication with Santa.

not terribly positive. Electrical fine. Bloated naming. Only for the unpermitted.

12% of Muslims do not believe Al Qaeda is carrying out a terrorist campaign in the west. 6% support this campaign. 6% support more terrorist attacks on Britain. 17% of Muslims believe free speech should tolerate Muslims encouraging other muslims to plot rebellion against Britain. 34% do not believe the terrorists were Muslim.

On the good side of things, 53% of muslims would support deporting extremist religious leaders!

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I’m hardly surprised this Berkeley nudist rally turned out to be rather gross.

No wonder sexbots are going to be all the rage in 10 years.

Perdue University agrees with previous tests that you can produce cold fusion in a jar.

In a show of Japan’s increasing international confidence, opposition parties are presenting a bill to allow the use of military force overseas. The new troops would not be part of the Self-Defense force, but part of an international coalition.

The best bit is that the bill does not call for the revision of Article 9 (which forbids the use of military force) by referring to other aspects of the constitution requiring the country to observe treaties and contribute to peace. By passing this bill, Japan would officially state that it must make war to observe peace.

Japan has been a great ally lately. Our collective interests are very tightly twined. Even so, I do not think that a country unwilling to comprehend the tragedy of Pearl Harbor has much to offer the world about peace. Until the country acknowledges that the systematic butchering and disembowelment of over 6,000 chinese per day with machetes was a holocaust so terrible Nazis tried to stop it; Until the Japanese stop teaching their citizens that the conquest, rape and enslavement of Asia was their attempt to liberate Asia; Until Japan acknowledges that the horrible deeds they caused in Asia are more than simply an “unfortunate past”, I see no place for Japan on peace-keeping missions.

Until their values change, Japan should stick to what it knows best: ramen, pokemon and tentacle porn.

America’s stupidity is our strength department: The Jawa Report informs me that we have averted a terrorist attack on New Yorks subway system.

What few people realize is that America’s gas-guzzling freeway mentality is our best defense against these terrorist attacks. Since every person outside of the north east (and select metropolises) surrounds himself with 2 tons of steel on his way to work each day, it makes it very difficult to inflict mass casualties. A bag of nails and a few sticks of dynamite cause very little terror, even during gridlock. A terrorist would be just as successful smashing into a car at 60, causing a 40 car pileup on the freeway–something we are accustomed to anyway. So all hail the environmentally destructive, terrorist-sound SUV! Three cheers for suburban sprawl!
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Jack Lewis joins the too many peaceful Muslims support terrorism bandwagon.

More Islam sucks department: Iraqis must receive the blessings of their Islamic priests before passing any law. Although it is unsurprising that Iraq will write into their constitution that “Islam is the official religion and main source of legislation”, it is a sad day for all Iraqis that religious leaders can veto any law they do not like.

The Guardian has decided that it does not want fundamentalist Islamists representing the paper. Thank God.

We need to make the 24% of Muslim terrorist-sympathizers understand that their beliefs are inexcusable and not part of a multicultural society.

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